Why Can't This Happen In Our Congress?

I'll bet the Dems would beat the shit out of the Republicans — they're all cowards and bullies — Paul Ryan would be cowering under a desk. Wouldn't you love to see the Progressive Caucus tear into the GOP Birthers and Teabaggers, fists flying!? Seeing John Boehner with a black eye and a bloody nose would really clear the political gridlock, don't you think? It might even inspire young boys to want to grow up to be congressmen instead of pugilists.