Saturday, November 04, 2006

How to Sabotage the "War of Turr (tm)"

Just when I think that the McLiar/Vader Junta has fully plumbed the depths of depraved, thoughtless stupidity, I read the NY Times and find that they've now expanded their efforts to include the creation of a fully sustainable sabotaging of their "War on Turr (tm)."

It seems that the Rethuglican-controlled congress teamed up with the Junta to publish on the INTERNET hundreds and hundreds of pages from Saddam Hussein's WMD program circa 1991. They did this in an effort to gain political advantage over the democrats for THIS election cycle. They figured that by publishing the reams of data, they'd expose just how dangerous Saddam was to the region and to the U.S.

Two problems: 1- they didn't bother to VET the information, as most of it was written in ARABIC, and a full translation would take too long - thus losing valuable democrat-bashing time. 2- They were right, as there WAS information in there which could be used to destabilize the region and threaten the U.S.... -- key steps to building a fission weapon (yep, a nu-clu-ler bomb).

Insert ghastly scenarios here....

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