Patient: .........The American Population
Condition: .....American Attention Deficit Disorder
Prescription: Take one of pill below daily
until election day--FOCUS, PEOPLE, FOCUS!!! John Kerry is not an issue. The Saddam trial is not an issue. Nothing they throw at you is an issue. The issues are, and will remain 1) a pointless, never-ending war that is killing, maiming, destroying eqipment, making the world hate us and burning through $1 BILLION a week, 2) preserving what is left of the constitution and 3) GOP corruption, criminality, incompetence, etc. etc. etc.
/s/ Dr. Peter
[a Ritalin user, by the way, so I'm not pulling a Rush mocking the afflicted.]
No comments:
Post a Comment