|New GOPoisonous Life Form Discovered by NASA|
Thursday, December 02, 2010
NASA Discovers New Form of Life Made of Arsenic
The discovery of this new biochemical system was made
following a sweep of the Republican Caucus and Tea Party rallies in search of human biological carbon life forms. at poisonous Lake Mono in California. Pressed for comment, Republican leaders said this is further confirmation NASA should be scuttled and sold for parts to the Chinese. Mitch McConnell released a letter stating that "Republicans and the American people respect the separation of church and state" and are "appalled" by big government "meddling in God's private affairs." Senator John McCain groused, "get off my lawn! I've already said what I think of DADT!"
Posted by Carlos at Thursday, December 02, 2010