Thursday, September 02, 2010

Sister Sarah Calls Vanity Fair Reporters ‘Limp and Impotent’

Is she angling for a private one-on-one interview with Brian Williams? (Flat-front pants need not apply.) Here is Sister Sarah lashing out with her flaccid dicks analogy:
“Those who are impotent and limp and gutless and they go on their anonymous—sources that are anonymous—and impotent, limp and gutless reporters take anonymous sources and cite them as being factual references. It just slays me because it is just absolutely clear what the state of yellow journalism is today that they would take these anonymous sources as fact. […] When a story is filled with those, we know it’s bogus.”
As for Brian, she added coyly: “My first reaction was listening to Brian Williams and wondering, ‘Brian, that's some stealth reporting. You're not even going to follow up and …. What is he insinuating?’ (GIGGLES)”

No comments: