Saturday, September 04, 2010

Beck The Lunatic Thinks God Caused Miracle Geese Flyover of His Rally

Maybe so. But here’s the more likely scenario (along divine providence lines): God sent his flock of miracle geese on a dry-run flyover with a stern warning for Beck: “Continue pissing me off, and next time this will be a real bombing run with the geese deployed in V-formation for maximum target acquisition when they take a MASSIVE DUMP on you and your followers.”

“You get off with a warning this time, Beck.”

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