Then he admitted never having owned a firearm himself. Meanwhile, Mittens unleashed his not-so-secret weapon, Ron Paul, to slip through the doggie flap and attack Gingrich/Santorum: 39 times to zero. Yet Paul insisted disingenuously he's not Mittens' lapdog. Really?!
For his part, Psycho Ricky pledged to run a "positive" campaign smoking out Satan from our lives:
Psycho Ricky believes colleges are "indoctrination centers" of the left and President Obama "wants to remake you in his image. I want to create jobs so people can remake their children into their image, not his." That image, could it be, could it be ..."The place where [Satan] was, in my mind, the most successful and first -- first successful was in academia. He understood pride of smart people. He attacked them at their weakest. They were in fact smarter than everybody else and could come up with something new and different -- pursue new truths, deny the existence of truth, play with it because they’re smart. And so academia a long time ago fell."