Saturday, January 21, 2012

But When WE Endorse, IT COUNTS!

Chuck Todd, tribune of the Idiot Punditocracy and defender of the Establishment Republican Party's virgin honor, made the panicked assertion that Newt Gingrich has no "mainstream media" endorsements. OH, MY. And absolutely true. To which I say, so what?

Newt has the most important endorsement of all: The Thinker's.

We don't give out endorsements lightly, and we're a perfect two-for-two. In 2008 we gave Hillary her due before endorsing Barack Obama. Of course, he won. And now, in the Republican South Carolina contest, Newt took the win following our Thursday endorsement. We were always intrigued by Newt's irresistible EVIL, which is a perfect match for an evil party. The only question yet unanswered until this week was of his political viability and seriousness of purpose.

Yes, Newt's racism is evil and despicable. But unlike Chris, who is terrified and unsettled by Newt's ascent, we believe his rise will lead to the ultimate destruction of the Republican Party as currently constituted. It is a racist, white elitist party that is out of touch with the people's economic and existential pain. And it is an evil, pernicious cancer on the body politic that must be excised so that the body politic may heal and the two-party "system" survive.

Newt Gingrich is the perfect vehicle for the Republican Party's destruction. The "flawed vessel" of our dreams. And so, with more faith in the better angels of the American people's nature than the Beltway Media cabal, We reaffirm our endorsement of Mr. Gingrich to be the nominee of the Republican Party.

As C. J. Cherryh no-so-famously (sorry, no Winston) said: "Deal with the Devil if the Devil has a constituency — and don't complain about the heat."

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