GO TEA PARTY!
Your Senate candidate, Christine O’Donnell believes self-stimulation, a.k.a masturbation, is sinful: The “Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust.” She is sort of a perky gadfly for The Lord and a favorite of Bill Maher’s because the jaded atheist just looooves cute weirdos with extremist views. The Republican national Senate Committee has already written her off with a “So long, and good luck ...”
Here is Christine O’Donnell talking about her abstinence campaign: