Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Prof. Limbaugh

We believe that the preamble to the Constitution contains an inarguable truth that we are all endowed by our creator with certain inalienable rights, among them life. [Applause] Liberty, Freedom. [Applause] And the pursuit of happiness. [Applause] Those of you watching at home may wonder why this is being applauded. We conservatives think all three are under assault. [Applause] Thank you. Thank you.

Nice work, except that isn't the constitution, you drug-addled moron. That happens to come from Mr. Jefferson's 1776 masterpiece.

Yup, the head of the GOP. And we know where that head is...

2 comments:

I'm Not Ned said...

"We believe that the preamble to the Constitution..."

Well he's right. His drug addled brain believes that the preamble to the Constitution says that. He's very wrong but what's new about that?

Ok, so let's pretend he made an honest drug induced mistake and meant to say "Declaration of Independence." Well he's still wrong. Freedom was never included as an inalienable right endowed by our Creator.

This is a prime example of how Limbaugh and his ilk (Hannity, Savage, O'Reily etc) get their mouth breathing audience to accept false statements as truth. False words spoken with power and assurance can easily be taken as statements of fact... unless you mind is functioning.

Peter said...

And THAT is why it is a brilliant tactic to run against HIM.