Just imagine how the Ayatollahs in the Religious Right and their Republican foot soldiers, who have demonstrated an unhealthy obsession with controlling women's bodies and vaginas, would react to the distribution of 150,000 free condoms!? They'd probably insist on the "Made in America" uniforms to be crafted in a specialized machine shop that could manufacture state-of-the-art CHASTITY BELTS.
- Athletes will receive 15 condoms each for the 17-day festival
- 'I've seen athletes having sex out in the open, getting down and dirty on grass between buildings,' says U.S. women's goalie
- Victoria Pendleton among the glamorous female stars offered condoms