Monday, September 26, 2011

58 Second FLAT Post-GOP Debate Analysis: Perry — Do I Get To Go To DISNEYWORLD Now?

THE AUDIENCE auditions for a part in George Romero's latest flick, "ZOMBIE DOMINION USA"...


... RICK PERRY recovers from his "PONZI SCHEME POKER NIGHT" bender ...

"UH ... IF THIS IS WEDNESDAY ... THIS MUST BE FLORIDA?! HOW'M I DOIN', FELLAS?

PIZZAMAN Herman Cain wins the Florida Straw Poll, which sends the Idiot Punditocracy and Chuckles Toddy scurrying and scrambling for rewrite of suitable alternate explanation that doesn't include: ... "its historic role in predicting the next Republican nominee ..." 

RON PAUL rails,"DAMNED COLLECTIVISTS ... DIE! DIE! DIE!!" — 

RACIST, BLOODTHIRSTY, LORD OF THE FLIES AUDIENCE says, plaintively, "We're not racists, WE HAVE A HEART, EVEN IF WE DON'T HAVE A PULSE (CHENEY), we're not the second coming of the Spanish Inquisition, we love FA ... HOMO-sex-UALS ... SEE ... WE CAN CAST A protest vote for the BLACK GUY too ... provided he don't get the TEA PAR ... GOP NOMINATION."

GEORGE ROMERO: "YES YES YES!"

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