THE AUDIENCE auditions for a part in George Romero's latest flick, "ZOMBIE DOMINION USA"...
... RICK PERRY recovers from his "PONZI SCHEME POKER NIGHT" bender ...
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| "UH ... IF THIS IS WEDNESDAY ... THIS MUST BE FLORIDA?! HOW'M I DOIN', FELLAS? |
PIZZAMAN Herman Cain wins the Florida Straw Poll, which sends the Idiot Punditocracy and Chuckles Toddy scurrying and scrambling for rewrite of suitable alternate explanation that doesn't include: ... "its historic role in predicting the next Republican nominee ..."
RON PAUL rails,"DAMNED COLLECTIVISTS ... DIE! DIE! DIE!!" —
RACIST, BLOODTHIRSTY, LORD OF THE FLIES AUDIENCE says, plaintively, "We're not racists, WE HAVE A HEART, EVEN IF WE DON'T HAVE A PULSE (CHENEY), we're not the second coming of the Spanish Inquisition, we love FA ... HOMO-sex-UALS ... SEE ... WE CAN CAST A protest vote for the BLACK GUY too ... provided he don't get the TEA PAR ... GOP NOMINATION."
RON PAUL rails,"DAMNED COLLECTIVISTS ... DIE! DIE! DIE!!" —
RACIST, BLOODTHIRSTY, LORD OF THE FLIES AUDIENCE says, plaintively, "We're not racists, WE HAVE A HEART, EVEN IF WE DON'T HAVE A PULSE (CHENEY), we're not the second coming of the Spanish Inquisition, we love FA ... HOMO-sex-UALS ... SEE ... WE CAN CAST A protest vote for the BLACK GUY too ... provided he don't get the TEA PAR ... GOP NOMINATION."
GEORGE ROMERO: "YES YES YES!"
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