First, you’re being played like a Deliverance mandolin. Got that, Teabaggers? You don’t have to hear it from Bubba Clinton. Just get the facts, for a change, starting right here.
Second, the Chamber of Commerce president is on record singing the praises of outsourcing USA jobs. You don’t have to take it from a “socialist” with a darker skin tone. It’s coming right out of the horse’s mouth. They’re playing you, they’ve co-opted your Astroturf movement a long time ago, and you don’t even know it. You’re working for Wall Street, the banks, big insurance companies, and foreign corporations. In your universe, by your own absolutist standards, this amounts to treason against America. Sounds about right.
Get used to it, Teabaggers. Honestly, I have never seen a bigger bunch of T.O.O.L.S in my life. And I’ve seen my share of them.
Third, your leader, talk show terrorist Glenn Beck, is playing you with malice aforethought. This multimillionaire charlatan, who is far more chummy with Chamber president Tom Donohue than he lets on to his audience, announced a $10,000 donation to the Chamber to get you to open your collective wallets and donate millions more. How many of you, Teabaggers, are so dependent on Beck’s lunacy, so brainwashed, that you’ll take him up on it?
Can you spell L.E.M.M.I.N.G.S, too, ye Tea Party Patriots? I hope so, but I’m not holding my breath.