Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Yosemite Romney

Mitt Romney has checked his dignity at the door and backtracked on every principled stand he has ever taken in order to appeal to the GOP's "Deliverance" wing. This one though is my personal favorite, his bizarre explanation of his new-found love for the NRA and the fact that he has never had a hunting license:
I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will. I began when I was 15 or so and I have hunted those kinds of varmints since then.More than two times.
Come outta there ya flea bitten varmint before I blast the fir clean off a your carcass!

3 comments:

I'm Not Ned said...

I was lmao watching him try to be "cool". Next he might try to smoke.

Although it may work. How many mouth breathing cool-aid drinkers are smart enough to spot a poser?

I'm Not Ned said...

Oh, and as somebody who is a registered gun owner the idea of him with a gun in his hands really scares me. Almost as much as Cheney.

From the other side of town said...

A truer confession of his sadistic impulses: Having moved up from gerbils to hamsters, after killing a few cats the decision to move away from domesticated animals was considered a milestone. That a gun was involved has now come to be taken as a blessing in the form of a truth.