From the Desk of God
From: God
To: Pat Robertson
Dear Pat:
I want to make sure I heard you correctly. Did you really say that because of the outcome of a local school board election involving "Intelligent Design" that "if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city?" If so, we have clear violations of a stack of commandments, and it's time to talk about a plea. (Before we go there, I have a question for you. Why is it every time you interrupt me, oh I'm sorry, "pray," that you look like the "before" picture in a laxative ad?)
Here's the best offer I can make, because you're going to be spending some serious hell time. I can offer you 2500 years of fire, brimstone and
or a millenium of watching Pauly Shore movies and gettin' crazy with
Your call, get back to me.
God
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