Tuesday, October 25, 2005

More hidden camera photos

We have exclusive photographs of other right-wing talking heads melting down as they unsuccessfully try to spin the ever-widening Valerie Plame scandal. First, we have a live shot of Rush Limbaugh:















and another of Fox hack Bill O'Reilly:



















and in breaking news, The Thinker has learned that a heavily-armed Ann Coulter has barricaded herself in the Washington Times building.


















Ann reportedly fired several shots from the building while chugging several cans of Coors beer. Witnesses report that she yelled "you'll never take me alive, you Godless liberal bastards! I also won't drink any of that commie micro-brew stuff, and damn it, yes, I AM A MAN!" through a building window.

Wishing You a Merry Fitzmas!


Thanks BartCop!

Technicalities

The Dallas Morning News

Suspect Arrested in Brutal Murders

(Local Fake Wire Services) Dallas police reported this morning that they had arrested a suspect sought in a series of local murders. When asked for comment, U.S. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson said “I certainly hope that if there is going to be an indictment that says something happened, that it is an indictment on a crime and not some bludgeoning and dismemberment technicality.”

Monday, October 24, 2005

I think you can ride in the front this time

Rosa Parks, an icon in the civil rights movement, died at age 92 today. Her actions were simple, but the meaning profound. America has always been a country founded on a vision of equality that has not be realized, but if we are ever to reach our lofty goals, it will be women like Ms. Parks who lead the way. Thank you, Rosa.

If you can't win, lie

From the NY Daily News:

"He's a vile, detestable, moralistic person with no heart and no conscience who believes he's been tapped by God to do very important things," one White House ally said, referring to special counsel Patrick Fitzgerald.


How exactly is that different from an accurate characterization of Chimpy McFlightsuit?

Speaking of Endorsements

As much as I'd like to see Paul Hackett win in Ohio, I also want to spend some time focusing on races in Illinois. Our senators won't be up, but I'd love to steal one of the GOP House seats.

In the 6th district, Henry Hyde is finally taking his hypocritical corrupt soul back to the abyss from which he was spawned. The Democrat campaigning for his seat is Christine Cegelis. I'm officially making her thinkingorsitting's second endorsement.

In the 8th district, Melissa Bean grabbed the seat away from the decrepit hands of Phil Crane, but that just leaves her ripe for a one-term career. I haven't heard much good about her, though, so that seat is a concern either way.

Can anyone think of anything more fun that getting big Denny Hastert out of his seat in the 14th district?

Because it gives them press


My blog is worth $2,258.16.
How much is your blog worth?

From the "I Never Would Have Guessed That" Department

From the AP, I saw it in a local paper

BAGHDAD, Iraq — (AP) With the grim milestone of the 2,000th U.S. military death looming in Iraq, many wonder about the direction of the insurgency that killed most of them. Experts think the country’s increasingly regional-oriented politics will fuel the insurgency and even spread it further inside Iraq.

Others put forward a simple, disquieting scenario: So long as U.S. and other foreign troops remain in Iraq, the insurgency will continue. “It will become more chaotic,” predicted Magnus Ranstorp of the Swedish National Defense College in Stockholm, Sweden. “It is obvious that the United States is in Iraq to stay. If this is the case, the Shiites will likely join the Sunnis in the fight.”

You can find more of the article at the link above, but I said before that we weren't leaving.

How did the Illini do Saturday?

A question for Dr. Magoo: Please compare and contrast the following:














Oxymorons

A live studio shot of Sean Hannity

We have a special studio cam shot of Sean Hannity trying to spin indictment-a-palooza:


Our First Endorsement

The Thinker is proud to endorse Paul Hackett in the race for the U.S. Senate from Ohio. He is a Marine officer, he served in Iraq and he called Rush Limbaugh a "fat-ass drug addict." That is good enough for me! Now he is a lawyer, but it happens to the best of us!

He almost won a House seat in one of the most "red" districts in the country, and the Republican Senate incumbent, Mike DeWine, is low-hanging fruit. He has a primary race against a good quality opponent, so I hope they don't beat themselves up, but Paul Hackett is an energetic voice the party needs. So if you are in Ohio, get out there and get busy!

It's a big one, it's a bad one

Credit to Atrios for the link.

From UPI:

WASHINGTON, Oct. 23 (UPI) -- The CIA leak inquiry that threatens senior White House aides has now widened to include the forgery of documents on African uranium that started the investigation, according to NATO intelligence sources.

This suggests the inquiry by special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald into the leaking of the identity of undercover CIA officer Valerie Plame has now widened to embrace part of the broader question about the way the Iraq war was justified by the Bush administration.

Fitzgerald's inquiry is expected to conclude this week and despite feverish speculation in Washington, there have been no leaks about his decision whether to issue indictments and against whom and on what charges.

Two facts are, however, now known and between them they do not bode well for the deputy chief of staff at the White House, Karl Rove, President George W Bush's senior political aide, not for Vice President Dick Cheney's chief of staff, Lewis "Scooter" Libby.

The first is that Fitzgerald last year sought and obtained from the Justice Department permission to widen his investigation from the leak itself to the possibility of cover-ups, perjury and obstruction of justice by witnesses. This has renewed the old saying from the days of the Watergate scandal, that the cover-up can be more legally and politically dangerous than the crime.

The second is that NATO sources have confirmed to United Press International that Fitzgerald's team of investigators has sought and obtained documentation on the forgeries from the Italian government.

Fitzgerald's team has been given the full, and as yet unpublished report of the Italian parliamentary inquiry into the affair, which started when an Italian journalist obtained documents that appeared to show officials of the government of Niger helping to supply the Iraqi regime of Saddam Hussein with Yellowcake uranium. This claim, which made its way into President Bush's State of the Union address in January, 2003, was based on falsified documents from Niger and was later withdrawn by the White House.

This opens the door to what has always been the most serious implication of the CIA leak case, that the Bush administration could face a brutally damaging and public inquiry into the case for war against Iraq being false or artificially exaggerated. This was the same charge that imperiled the government of Bush's closest ally, British Prime Minister Tony Blair, after a BBC Radio program claimed Blair's aides has "sexed up" the evidence on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.

There can be few more serious charges against a government than going to war on false pretences, or having deliberately inflated or suppressed the evidence that justified the war.

And since no WMD were found in Iraq after the 2003 war, despite the evidence from the U.N. inspections of the 1990s that demonstrated that Saddam Hussein had initiated both a nuclear and a biological weapons program, the strongest plank in the Bush administration's case for war has crumbled beneath its feet.

The reply of both the Bush and Blair administrations was that they made their assertions about Iraq's WMD in good faith, and that other intelligence agencies like the French and German were equally mistaken in their belief that Iraq retained chemical weapons, along with the ambition and some of technological basis to restart the nuclear and biological programs.

It is this central issue of good faith that the CIA leak affair brings into question. The initial claims Iraq was seeking raw uranium in the west African state of Niger aroused the interest of vice-president Cheney, who asked for more investigation. At a meeting of CIA and other officials, a CIA officer working under cover in the office that dealt with nuclear proliferation, Valerie Plame, suggested her husband, James Wilson, a former ambassador to several African states, enjoyed good contacts in Niger and could make a preliminary inquiry. He did so, and returned concluding that the claims were untrue. In July 2003, he wrote an article for The New York Times making his mission -- and his disbelief -- public.

But by then Elisabetta Burba, a journalist for the Italian magazine Panorama (owned by Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi) had been contacted by a "security consultant" named Rocco Martoni, offering to sell documents that "proved" Iraq was obtaining uranium in Niger for $10,000. Rather than pay the money, Burba's editor passed photocopies of the documents to the U.S. Embassy, which forwarded them to Washington, where the forgery was later detected. Signatures were false, and the government ministers and officials who had signed them were no longer in office on the dates on which the documents were supposedly written.

Nonetheless, the forged documents appeared, on the face of it, to shore up the case for war, and to discredit Wilson. The origin of the forgeries is therefore of real importance, and any link between the forgeries and Bush administration aides would be highly damaging and almost certainly criminal.

The letterheads and official seals that appeared to authenticate the documents apparently came from a burglary at the Niger Embassy in Rome in 2001. At this point, the facts start dribbling away into conspiracy theories that involve membership of shadowy Masonic lodges, Iranian go-betweens, right-wing cabals inside Italian Intelligence and so on. It is not yet known how far Fitzgerald, in his two years of inquiries, has fished in these murky waters.

There is one line of inquiry with an American connection that Fitzgerald would have found it difficult to ignore. This is the claim that a mid-ranking Pentagon official, Larry Franklin, held talks with some Italian intelligence and defense officials in Rome in late 2001. Franklin has since been arrested on charges of passing classified information to staff of the pro-Israel lobby group, the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee. Franklin has reportedly reached a plea bargain with his prosecutor, Paul McNulty, and it would be odd if McNulty and Fitzgerald had not conferred to see if their inquiries connected.

Where all this leads will not be clear until Fitzgerald breaks his silence, widely expected to occur this week when the term of his grand jury expires.

If Fitzgerald issues indictments, then the hounds that are currently baying across the blogosphere will leap into the mainstream media and whole affair, Iranian go-betweens and Rome burglaries included, will come into the mainstream of the mass media and network news where Mr. and Mrs. America can see it.

If Fitzgerald issues no indictments, the matter will not simply die away, in part because the press is now hotly engaged, after the new embarrassment of the Times over the imprisonment of the paper's Judith Miller. There is also an uncomfortable sense that the press had given the Bush administration too easy a ride after 9/11. And the Bush team is now on the ropes and its internal discipline breaking down, making it an easier target.

Then there is a separate Senate Select Intelligence Committee inquiry under way, and while the Republican chairman Pat Roberts of Kansas seems to be dragging his feet, the ranking Democrat, Jay Rockefeller of West Virginia, is now under growing Democratic Party pressure to pursue this question of falsifying the case for war.

And last week, Congressman Dennis Kucinich, D-Ohio, introduced a resolution to require the president and secretary of state to furnish to Congress documents relating to the so-called White House Iraq Group. Chief of staff Andrew Card formed the WHIG task force in August 2002 -- seven months before the invasion of Iraq, and Kucinich claims they were charged "with the mission of marketing a war in Iraq."

The group included: Rove, Libby, Condoleezza Rice, Karen Hughes, Mary Matalin and Stephen Hadley (now Bush's national security adviser) and produced white papers that put into dramatic form the intelligence on Iraq's supposed nuclear threat. WHIG launched its media blitz in September 2002, six months before the war. Rice memorably spoke of the prospect of "a mushroom cloud," and Card revealingly explained why he chose September, saying "From a marketing point of view, you don't introduce new products in August."

The marketing is over but the war goes on. The press is baying and the law closes in. The team of Bush loyalists in the White House is demoralized and braced for disaster.


Oh, man, if this is true, then it all blows to hell. Finally.

How does he amuse me?

Let me count the ways.

From Reuters:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush, citing confidentiality, said on Monday he would refuse to release documents showing what U.S. Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers recommended to him as a White House lawyer.

"That would breach very important confidentiality, and it's a red line I'm not willing to cross," Bush told reporters.


Not just any confidentiality, but very important confidentiality. Why is the line red? Is that a red state-blue state reference?


Senate Democrats and Republicans have sought White House documents related to Miers' work for Bush as they prepare for her confirmation hearing, set to begin on November 7.

At the start of a Cabinet meeting, Bush again praised his embattled nominee. Miers has come under fire from Democrats for once backing a constitutional amendment to ban abortion, and has been challenged by conservatives who see the appointment as cronyism and fear she may fail to move the Supreme Court to the right.

"Harriet Miers is a fine person, and I expect her to have a good, fair hearing," Bush said.
And remember, being a fine person is the most important qualification to sit on the highest court of the land for the rest of one's life. That's why Mr. Rogers was such an exceptional Supreme Court Justice.


Bush has refused to turn over the internal documents before, including many requested in the confirmation hearing for Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts.

In this case, both Democrats and Republicans had asked for the additional information, arguing little is known about Miers, who was Bush's personal attorney in Texas and who has never served as a judge.

"Requests ... have been made by Democrats and Republicans about paperwork out of this White House that would make it impossible for me and other presidents to be able to make sound decisions," Bush said.

That would, of course, imply that he's ever been able to make sound decisions.

"People can learn about Harriet Miers through hearings, but we are not going to destroy this business about people being able to walk into the Oval Office and say, 'Mr. President, here's my advice to you. Here's what I think is important,"' he added.
'Mr. President, we need another couple billion dollars over at Halliburton. When are we going to invade Syria?'


Bush did not answer a question about a weekend report that the administration was preparing possible contingency plans to withdraw the Miers nomination.

A White House spokesman said earlier on Monday that Bush remained committed to the Miers' nomination. "Absolutely," said press secretary Scott McClellan.

Through the Looking Glass, with Apologies to Lewis Carroll

There was a book lying near Alice on the table, and while she sat watching the White King (for she was still a little anxious about him, and had the ink all ready to throw over him, in case he fainted again), she turned over the leaves, to find some part that she could read, for it's all in some language I don't know, she said to herself. It was like this:

"I certainly hope that if there is going to be an indictment that says something happened, that it is an indictment on a crime and not some perjury technicality where they couldn’t indict on the crime so they go to something just to show that their two years of investigation were not a waste of time and dollars." (Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson, R-Tex)

She puzzled over this for some time, but at last a bright thought struck her. Why, it's a Looking-glass book, of course! And if I hold it up to a glass, the words will all go the right way again!

Professor Juan Cole on Judy

From juancole.com

The extraordinary exchanges between New York Times editor Bill Keller and reporter Judith Miller over her role in the Plame scandal and reporting on non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq have suggested to me a wider context of the entire matter.

The wider context is that Rupert Murdoch, and Richard Mellon Scaife, and other far rightwing billionaires have deeply corrupted our information environment. They are in part responsible for what happened at the NYT.

Miller attempts to excuse her shoddy reporting on Iraq's imaginary weapons of mass destruction by saying that "everyone" got that story wrong. But the State Department Intelligence and Research Division did not get it wrong. The Department of Energy analysts were correct that the aluminum tubes couldn't be used to construct centrifuges. Elbaradei of the International Atomic Energy Commission was not wrong. Imad Khadduri, former Iraqi nuclear scientist, was not wrong. "Everybody" got it wrong only in the sense that "everybody" had been brainwashed by Rupert Murdoch.

As Rightweb notes:

His Fox News was singled out for criticism because of its blatantly one-sided coverage of the war in Iraq and for printing unsubstantiated stories about the conflict. When CNN reporter Christian Amanpour blamed Fox for creating "a climate of fear and self-censorship" regarding coverage of Iraq, a Fox spokeswoman shot back, "Given the choice, it's better to be viewed as a foot soldier for Bush than a spokeswoman for al-Qaeda." Said Murdoch of the war, "The greatest thing to come out of this for the world economy, if you could put it that way, would be $20 a barrel for oil. That's bigger than any tax cut in any country."

Gee, we got $60 a barrel oil instead. You wonder how someone so stupid got to be so rich (hint: stabbing people in the back is more lucrative than canny market research).

So here is how Murdoch and Fox and the Right in general tie into the NYT scandal. They stalked the Times. If you lexis Fox "News" transcripts and the NYT in the period between September 11 and the Iraq War, you find a constant stream of attacks. Brit Hume even waxed wrathful that the Times urged Tiger Woods not to play golf on a course at a club that excluded women.

Here's Bill O'Reilly on September 10, 2002:

In the "Unresolved Problem" segment tonight, according to "The New York Times," some American diplomats are outraged that the USA is denying visas to young Muslims overseas. The "Times" reporter was extremely distraught by this. That's is no surprise since a new study by Center for Media and Public Affairs says that "The Times" and network news, as we mentioned in the "Talking Points" memo, skew against President Bush in his view of Iraq.

But the big attack on the Times was in summer of 2002, when it was accused of paying no attention to Ahmad Chalabi and others who were alleging Iraqi weapons of mass destruction programs. It was even blamed for for Bush Senior National Security Adviser Brent Scowcroft not liking the idea of an Iraq War (Fox News Sunday, Aug. 25, 2002):

Charles Krauthammer, Fox News Contributor: It's a question here also of timing. I'm not sure the administration really wanted to have the debate heat up in August. This is not the administration directing the pace of this debate. It was the opposition who, after eight months, after all the president launched all this in his State of the Union address when he talked about the axis of evil and emphasized Iraq, it's the opposition that has now seized the day and made its case, starting with the Scowcroft piece and the assist from the New York Times.

I spoke last year about the attack Andrew Sullivan launched in Murdoch's London Times on NYT editor Howell Raines for not cheerleading Bush's building Iraq War. Sullivan had been especially incensed that the NYT gave no credence to the Iraqi expatriates on the nuclear issue.

So in this polluted information environment, in which Howell Raines's view of reality, which was perfectly correct, was constantly pilloried by powerful rightwing media as nothing short of treason, there was every incentive to give Judith Miller her head. Remember that the NYT is a commercial publication. All major newspapers were seeing their subscription base shrink. After September 11, the country had moved substantially to the right on national security issues. The Times could easily go bankrupt if it loses touch with the sentiments of the American reading public. There is a lot at stake in the Murdoch et al. assault on the NYT.

In its absence, the information environment in the US would be even more rightwing. I've even rethought my own rash response to its editorial on the Columbia Middle East studies issue last spring.

The NYT had no sources to speak of inside the Bush administration, a real drawback in covering Washington, because it was a left of center newspaper in a political environment dominated by the Right. Miller had sources among the Neoconservatives, with whom she shared some key concerns (biological weapons, the threat of Muslim radicalism, etc.) So she could get the Washington "scoops." And her perspective skewed Right in ways that could protect the NYT from charges that it was consistently biased against Bush. Of course, in retrospect, Bush's world was a dangerous fantasy, and giving it space on the front page of the NYT just sullied the Grey Lady with malicious prevarications.

I have been told that Miller was also important in hiring decisions, and she probably created her own base of clientelage among new hires over time. It has been alleged to me that senior neo-conservative-leaning reporters at the Times at one point blocked the hiring of an Arab-American reporter. I have this from a single source and cannot be sure it is true, and cannot be sure that Miller was part of it if it was. But that she could affect the careers of her colleagues at the paper does seem clear and helps explain why even those critical of her had to tread lightly.

Raines began the strategy of letting Miller's stories act as responses to the constant attacks from the Right. But then he had to resign when he was caught up in the Jayson Blair scandal (like Miller, Blair made things up, and like Miller, Blair was unsupervised; unlike Miller, he was caught fairly early on).

The Blair scandal was red meat to NYT critics and the whole rightwing Sound Machine. I suspect that for the paper to face the Miller problem at that moment in 2003 might have seemed fatal to its credibility on the parts of Keller and owner Sulzberger. And, there are rumors that Miller had Sulzberger wrapped around her pinky.

So Bill Keller comes on board. And there are these complaints about Miller. So this is the larger context of Keller's recent remarks:

"First, I wish I had dealt with the controversy over our coverage of WMD first thing upon becoming executive editor. At the time, I thought I had compelling reasons for kicking the issue down the road. The paper had just been through a major trauma, the Jason Blair episode, and needed to regain its equilibrium. It felt somehow unsavory to begin my tenure by attacking the previous regime. I was trying to get my arms around a huge new job, appoint my team, get the paper fully back to normal, and I feared the WMD issue could become a crippling distraction. So it was a year before we got around to really dealing with the controversy. At that point we published that long editor's note acknowledging the pre-war journalistic lapses, and -- to my mind at least as important -- launched a body of aggressive reporting aimed at exposing how bad or manipulated intelligence had fed the drive to war.

I'm thinking of our excellent investigation of how those infamous aluminum tubes became a supposed smoking gun, the report on how the Iraqi National Congress recruited exiles to promote the notion of Saddam's WMD threat, our close look at the military's war-planning intelligence, and several other pieces. Critics sometimes overlook the fact that lot of the best reporting on how this intel fiasco transpired appeared in the NYT.

By waiting a year to own up to our mistakes, I allowed the anger inside and outside the paper to fester. Worse, I fear I fostered an impression that The Times put a higher premium on protecting its reporters than on coming clean with its readers. If I had lanced the WMD boil earlier, I suspect our critics -- at least the honest ones -- might have been less inclined to suspect that, THIS time, the paper was putting the defense of a reporter above the duty to its readers."

Second, I wish that when I learned Judy Miller had been subpoenaed as a witness in the leak investigation I had sat her down for a thorough debriefing, and followed up with some reporting of my own. It is a natural and proper instinct to defend reporters when the government seeks to interfere in our work. And under other circumstances it might have been fine to entrust the details -- the substance of the confidential interviews, the notes -- to lawyers who would be handling to case. But in this case I missed what should have been significant alarm bells.

Until Fitzgerald came after her, I didn't know that Judy had been one of the reporters on the receiving end of the anti-Wilson whisper campaign. I should have wondered why I was learning this from the special counsel, a year after the fact. (After the initial leak to Robert Novak in 2003, we asked the Washington Bureau to ask our correspondents whether any of them had been offered similar leaks. As we reported last Sunday, Judy seems to have misled Phil Taubman about the extent of her involvement.) This alone should have been enough to make me probe deeper.

In essence, Murdoch, Scaife and other far rightwing super-rich propagandists succeeded in maligning the NYT and in pushing it off its liberal perch even further to the Right. In trying to defend themselves from the charge of treason, Raines and Keller fell into the trap of using Miller's shoddy reporting as a rampart. In the end, it was revealed to be not a rampart but a Trojan Horse for the Right.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Things that make you go hmmm....

Remember Marc Rich, the "fugitive financier" pardoned by Clinton just before he left office?

Guess who Rich's long-time lawyer was, none other than our old friend Scooter Libby!

Case In Point

Kay Bailey Hutchinson

Perjury is a technicality? Tell the truth, lying jerks.

Merry Fitzmas Week

Well, Patrick Fitzgerald's investigation has to wrap up this week - the grand jury's term comes to an end. Oh, sure, he can extend it, like Ken "Super" Starr did, but unlike that twerp, Fitzgerald isn't out to make political hay with a spurious investigation. There is, I suppose, a chance that no one will get indicted, although we'd have to think that chances of that are remote - we know crimes have been committed, and Fitzgerald isn't the sort to let that slide.

I say that we know crimes have been committed, because we do. At the very least, we know that there was a coverup, that grand jury testimony wasn't truthful, and, last I checked, conspiracy and perjury were still crimes. Now, you'll hear some on the right suggest that, if there aren't charges related to the original act - the outing of an undercover CIA operative in a time of war as political retribution against the spouse of a man who publicly caught the administration in a lie that partially led to that war and to tens of thousands of subsequent deaths - then we really shouldn't charge anyone with perjury, or the like. They'll say that if no investigation occurred (because of the lack of original crime), then there would have been no need for Scooter and Turd Blossom, etc, to perjure themselves. Mind you, these are the same people that wanted to impeach Bill Clinton because he lied to a grand jury about having an affair, something that other men haven't done because they only lie to their wives about it, most wives not having the power of subpoena.

Here's a thought - if the wingnuts actually feel that what they did to Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame wasn't a crime, why not come out and admit it in the first place? Why cover it up? Why the two orders, Colonel? Holding a press conference where Rove said "Of course we attacked Mr. Wilson's wife. He attacked us, we attacked back. It's the American Way, and it's George Bush's way. Now, who wants to ask questions?" would have garnered even more praise from the right than damned near anything else they've done, and the Bushies could have, as usual, cut the press off at the knees, and the left would have been screaming into the wind, as usual.

They didn't do that for the same reason a child tries to hide a cookie behind his back when confronted by his mom - they knew they'd done something wrong, and they tried to hide it. That's what always leads to these coverup conspiracies - the knowledge, somewhere in their cold, dark, and dessicated hearts, that they've done wrong. They might not be able to articulate their crime, but they know it needs to be hidden. So they lie, and in this country, lying to a grand jury, regardless of the motivation, is a crime. We have to punish those who act as such, or what power do we have to force people to be truthful when they testify?

We hear from the right that this isn't a big deal - it's business as usual, that everyone does it, that it's just the way of things. Well, here's another thought folks - if business as usual is something that needs to be hidden, that those of us not in Washington just wouldn't understand, that, when exposed, it seems wrong to good people - is that a good business in which to be involved?

Memo from God


From the Desk of God

To: Bud Selig

From: God

Re: I Bless America


Dear Bud:

I am writing to you concerning a matter of great importance. I enjoyed watching the World Series last night, but Mr. Selig, PLEASE stop the inane playing of “God Bless America” during the 7th inning stretch IMMEDIATELY!
Look, I like Irving Berlin, and Kate Smith is a pal (every other Thursday up here is Talent Night, and last week she did a couple of numbers with Ol’ Dirty Bastard that blew the Pearly Gates off this place!) but the 7th inning is for peanuts and crackerjack.

You already disposed of the patriotism before the game, and let’s face it, it has been four years. Move on, Bud, move on.

It also is a pretty lame song. “God Bless America?” Are you telling me to do so? Well, if so, I’m more than just a bit offended. Asking? Get in line. I’ve got a lot of countries to bless. Expressing vague optimism? Why bother? And “the oceans white with foam?” Looked around lately, Bud? The oceans are more likely a murky brown with medical waste and used condoms.

So here is my suggestion. If you must go patriotic, go with the purple mountains or the tis of thee thing, or even that smarmy Neil Diamond song. Hell (oh, sorry, excuse me!), I don’t care if you use "Surfin’ USA," just stop with the whole “through the night with a light from above” routine! I must warn you, however, that Hurricane Katrina will look like soft-tossing in the bullpen compared to what will happen if I see Lee Greenwood within a 250-mile radius of any World Series game.

Thank you, Bud, and go White Sox! Oh, does that surprise you? Of course I want the Sox to win. You don’t think I would root for the Astros, do you:

A free and vigorous press

Look at these three pictures and tell me what they all have in common:






I will answer that one for you. Each one represents a major failing by the press to do their jobs, to fulfill their vital charge. Each episode is different, and each is an important part of this story.


To begin with, look at the striking photograph on the cover of the commemorative NBC News DVD. First of all, of course, they bought the whole "Operation Iraqi Freedom" line straight from the war's PR firm without question. Now look at the subtitle, "22 Historic Days." That is ever so telling, as if this "22-day" component was something defining rather than the initiation of chaos.

During these "historic days," the press was so thrilled to be "embedded," to be part of the story, that they forgot to cover the story. They forgot the old basic rules of journalism. Oh certainly, they could breathlessly give us the who, what and where, with dramatic footage amid sandstorms, night-vision goggles and fiery artillery rounds, but they forgot that other "w" from journalism school, the "WHY."

They never asked why we were there, why we were engaging in regime change, why we never found those elusive "WMDs." They never asked why a state structure had been toppled with nothing viable to replace it, and why the president claimed "Mission Accomplished." They never asked why we were supporting the establishment of a Shi'a republic or why a democratic government could be expected to succeed when it was highly unlikely that one of the basic elements of statehood, a fundamental transfer of loyalty from region, sect, tribe or ethnicity to the new regime, would ever take place. They simply never asked. Not only were they embedded, they were asleep.

What about Jeff Gannon? Of course the saga of a male prostitute becoming a fixture in White House briefings is a story unto itself, but it is much more than a juicy sex scandal. While we certainly can and should ask how an escort often found himself given the rare opportunity to question the president or his spokesman, we can't stop there. We have to ask why the other members of the White House press corps stood for it. Surely they must have known that this man was no journalist and that he was set up in the press room to lob hanging curveball questions. How about a little good old-fashioned reporting here?

But of course, they didn't, and they didn't because they were scared. They are scared of getting on the White House's bad side, of being cut off from access, of being sent to the gulag of network news to cover blizzards in Fargo. Well, folks, I am going to let you in on something. You are of more value covering blizzards rather than being an administration mouthpiece. If all you have the nerve to report is happy talkand recite the White House talking points to us, even though your hair looks great, then don't even bother. We can only wonder what else we missed if you were even too afraid to expose Jeff Gannon.

And finally, there is Judy. Judy represents so many things here, from a pervision of the 1st Amendment to reporters becoming the story rather than telling it to the media serving as the government's propaganda bureau. The Times fired Jayson Blair for his lack of journalistic integrity, while Judy gets an award.

Perhaps the most chilling aspect, though, is that the whole Valerie Plame affair shows that this administration had made up its mind to act in its interest rather than ours and would stop at nothing to keep the truth from us. How sad is it when a reporter for one of the country's great papers is a willing player in that plot.

Goodbye Woodward and Bernstein, hello Judy.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

MISSING PERSON REPORT--POSSIBLE FUGITIVE

ATTENTION ALL UNITS

The following individual has been listed as missing. We believe that he may have fled the jurisdiction to avoid prosecution:


What I want out of everyone of you is a hard-target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in the area!

Given that it's the World Series....

Which Cardinal is more distasteful?




OR


Discuss.

This is a work of fiction

The Trouble with Harriet

It seems like that every time you turn around, someone else is dumping on poor Harriet. The Chicago Tribune reported this morning that the Catholic church is going WAAAAY out of it's way to say that she wasn't one of theirs. The paper said that "after news media reported that Miers had attended Catholic church during her childhood, diocesan officials searched their records because they suspected the information was incorrect. We don't normally check records for things like this," said [spokesman Brock] Havard, who also is editor of Texas Catholic newspaper, but this was a prominent situation. We wanted the record to be set straight."

We could check with our friend Schmidlap, but it seems odd that a church that embraces him:















is running as fast as it can away from her:















Things that make you go hmmm.
Slate also reported that she may need the job for the money. Apparently she has nowhere near the financial portfolio of someone who headed a major law firm. Another hmmm. And then toss in the huge malpractice settlements her firm paid, double hmmm.

OK, conspiracy theorists, try this one on. The powers behind Chimpy know that the only way a grossly unqualified religious wacko ideologue sees the inside of the Supreme Court is with a tour ticket. After all, I have published more scholarship than she has, but, they let Captain Flightsuit have his fun. The Dems shoot it down, and get liquored up singing "Happy Days Are Here Again."

While Joe Biden leads the gang in a rum-soaked karaoke rendition of Queen's "We Are The Champions," BOOM, the puppeteers behind Chimpy drop an Edith Jones or a Michael Luttig on us. It is the perfect setup. They aren't religious crazies, they have previously been confirmed to appeals courts and the Democrats are too hung over from Harriet-a-palooza to wage an ideological battle. Before you can say "John Birch Society," the hard right winger that the puppetmasters wanted all along is giving high fives to Scalia and Thomas.


Submitted for your consideration.


Book Report

Fox"News"'s John Gibson has a new book out - The War on Christmas : How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought

This book is about how the evil liberals want to do away with Christmas. We all know that all liberals are evil and godless, just like the communists and the Islamicists* and that they hate America too. Everyone knows that this is a CHRISTIAN country and that the founding father never wanted anyone to never not be not CHRISTIAN. My Freedom OF Religion says that if I want my kid's schools' to put on CHristmas plays, then you can't stop me. Your kid need to be CHRISTIAN too since America is CHRISTIAN by majority and majority rules.

Aw crap, I can't do that with a straight face.

But apparently this guy can in his Amazon review:

The Greatest Book Ever Written!, October 20, 2005
Reviewer: Richard Einhorn "richardein" (New York, NY) - See all my reviews

This one is up there with Plato's Republic, Aristotle's Ethics, Dante's Inferno, and The Left Behind Series.

Cogently argued, thoughtful, bold, outside the box thinking from America's finest living reporter. Comparable in American letters only to Paine's "Common Sense," in which this book abounds. Every single fact was checked, and re-checked against reality.

And if the liberals can succeed with Christmas, wait till they get their greasy little hands on Good Friday. The mind reels.


Fer crying out loud - Plato, Aristotle, Dante, and the Left Behind series? Only two works worth reading since the Greeks - Dante and modern born again crap. Doesn't even list the Bible in his list, but then again, he'd probably have to have read it.

Teach your children well


What do you think of when you see blonde, blue eyed twin 13 year old girls? Exactly, racist hatred and odes to Rudolph Hess.
ABCNews.com reports on a story that sounds like someone made it up because it would be appropriately fucked up, but nope.

Thirteen-year-old twins Lamb and Lynx Gaede have one album out, another on the way, a music video, and lots of fans.

They may remind you another famous pair of singers, the Olsen Twins, and the girls say they like that. But unlike the Olsens, who built a media empire on their fun-loving, squeaky-clean image, Lamb and Lynx are cultivating a much darker personna. They are white nationalists and use their talents to preach a message of hate.

Known as "Prussian Blue" — a nod to their German heritage and bright blue eyes — the girls from Bakersfield, Calif., have been performing songs about white nationalism before all-white crowds since they were nine.

"We're proud of being white, we want to keep being white," said Lynx. "We want our people to stay white … we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race."

Lynx and Lamb have been nurtured on racist beliefs since birth by their mother April. "They need to have the background to understand why certain things are happening," said April, a stay-at-home mom who no longer lives with the twins' father. "I'm going to give them, give them my opinion just like any, any parent would."

April home-schools the girls, teaching them her own unique perspective on everything from current to historical events. In addition, April's father surrounds the family with symbols of his beliefs — specifically the Nazi swastika. It appears on his belt buckle, on the side of his pick-up truck and he's even registered it as his cattle brand with the Bureau of Livestock Identification.


If you want even more fun, cruise on over to their website.

There you'll find exciting things like information on the Dirndl, traditional German dress. And lyrics.

Victory Day
(by Hawthorne/Latvis)


Well sit down and listen, to what I have to say. Soon will come a great war, a bloody but holy day. And after that purging our people will be free, and sing up in the bright skies, a sun for all to see…….

Times are very tough now for a proud White man to live. And although it may appear that this world has no life to give. Times are soon changing, this cant go on or long. And on that joyful summer’s day we’ll sing our Victory song…..

The women, they’ll smile, on Victory Day. And the children, they’ll laugh and they’ll sing and they’ll play. And the forests will echo our grace, for the brand new dawn of our Race…

You are my brother and in war we proudly sing. Our Cause shall never tire. Our gift to you we bring: A holy creed of Racial purpose, A mighty Race to defend. And when we fly our holy flag Their oppressive reign shall end….

And when we finally conquer, our people will be free. And all across this great land, the bold Truth we shall see. So as we march together, to avoid catastrophe, let’s remember always our sacred Destiny….


Juan Cole has a nice piece on them today. Of course, the real tragedy started when their parents decided to go with "Lamb" and "Lynx" as names.

BushCo, Inc.

BushCo. Inc.

At BushCo. Inc., we don’t make the hurricanes, we make them stronger and then botch the recovery.

We didn’t make sectarian and ethnic hostility in Iraq, we unleashed and intensified it.

We didn’t make the budget deficit, we quadrupled it.

We didn’t create global warming, we just decided to ignore it.

At BushCo Inc., we didn’t cause a lot of the old problems you face. We just screwed them up beyond recognition and then we cause new ones.

BushCo. Inc.
Formerly known as the United States of America
BushCo. Inc. is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the House of Saud
and the Reople’s Republic of China

Friday, October 21, 2005

Could I have a whopper please?

I will get back to this one tomorrow, but the whopper of the day comes from Victor Davis Hanson of the Hoover Institution, who should be appearing at comedy clubs across the country with a two-drink minimum:

"Last week's landmark referendum on a new Iraqi constitution saw 10 million people freely vote in the Arab world's first democracy..."

Good night, ladies and gents, hope you enjoyed the show, drive home safely, I'm here tomorrow night too, tip your bartenders!

All we need to know

One email from an incredibly frustrated FEMA worker, the ONLY FEMA official on the ground in New Orleans at the time when the whole world watched Katrina close in, speaks volumes about this administration.

The Chicago Tribune reports that Marty Bahamonde "had just learned, as he huddled in New Orleans' Superdome with evacuees, that [FEMA Director Michael] Brown's press secretary was fretting about blocking out time for the director to eat dinner at one of Baton Rouge's busy restaurants that night. `OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" Bahamonde messaged the co-worker. `I just ate an MRE- military rations-and crapped in the hallway of the Superdome along with 30,000 other close friends so I understand her concern about busy restaurants."

The FEMA director is worried about dinner while New Orleans drowns. This is simply amazing.

I am reminded again of the president's half-hearted "acceptance" of "responsibility." Have more empty words been spoken? How does one take responsibility without consequences?

As
Marty Bahamonde so accurately said, "Oh my God."

Yeah, Congress is like the Delta House...

“What’s that on your uniform, solider?”

“It’s a pledge pin, sir…”

“What kind of fraternity would pledge a man like you?”

“The House of Representatives, sir…”



Thursday, October 20, 2005

Scooter Re-Visited

Remember Scooter Libby's creepy letter to Judas Miller in prison?

"You went into jail in the summer. It is fall now. You will have stories to cover--Iraqi elections and suicide bombers, biological threats and the Iranian nuclear program. Out West, where you vacation, the aspens will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them. Come back to work---and life. Until then, you will remain in my thoughts and prayers."

Well, Slate did an interesting piece on the aspen tree. While the roots are connected, that does not necessarily cause them to "turn" in clusters, as differing exposures to environmental factors such as rain and sun can cause the leaves of individual trees to change colors at different times. It looks like Scooter is as bad at biology as he is in avoiding indictments!

The article also stated that aspen trees multiply through asexual reproduction. Such a process of asexual reproduction is actually quite common in nature, though. We see this reproduction without sex in plants, such as ferns:
















and in simple animals:


















and in:

Detention Notice

Detention Notice

Student Name: Harriet Miers

Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue


Please be advised that Harriet will be held after school for the remainder of the week for failure to complete her homework.

Sincerely,

The United States Senate

Insert your own punchline!

From http://www.whitehouse.gov/:

One of President Bush's top priorities is to select men and women of the greatest ability and highest ethical and professional integrity to serve in policymaking and key administrative positions in his administration.


"The success of the Bush-Cheney administration will depend on the quality appointees we choose to join us to lead this nation in the years ahead. I will look for people who are willing to work hard to do what is best for America, who examine the facts and do what is right whether or not it is popular. I will look for people from across the country and from every walk of life. I welcome all who are ready for this great challenge to apply."

President George W. Bush

Presidential appointments are an ongoing effort. Some of President Bush's appointments will require Senate confirmation. These appointments are for positions throughout the federal government, for the Cabinet and subcabinet, for members of regulatory commissions, for ambassadorships, for judgeships and for members of numerous advisory boards.

Factors to Consider

To serve our country as a member of the Bush-Cheney administration will be both an honor and a privilege. However, government service is not for everyone. Anyone thinking about applying should be aware that:

  • The hours are long and the pace intense.
  • There is much public/press scrutiny, as you would expect in an open, democratic form of government such as ours.
  • Most applicants under serious consideration for an appointment will go through a full FBI background check in which their employment, professional, personal, travel, medical, financial, legal, military and educational histories will be reviewed and scrutinized.
  • The financial holdings and sources of income for most applicants under serious consideration must be disclosed for review for possible conflicts of interest, and any conflicts must be remedied by divestiture, the creation of special trusts, etc.
  • Most appointees’ dealings with the Federal government during and for a period of time after their service will be significantly restricted to prevent possible conflicts of interest.

Couldn't happen to a nicer utter and complete prick





















And the mug shot:

Smirking Frat Boy

I mean, wouldn't life be somewhat better if we didn't have a president who spent most of his time walking around with a look on his face that said "Yeah, I've got a bottle of booze in my hand. My dad's rich, so there's nothing you can do about it."

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Vice Presidential Rumors Fly

Late yesterday, U.S. News and World Report stated that rumors were circulating around the White House concern the possibility that Vice President Cheney might resign. While the possibility is remote, sources inside the White House tell The Thinker that several key administration strategists have been meeting to identify possible successors.

One source stated that "any new vice president would have to carry on exactly as Vice President Cheney did." According to the source, the two leading contenders are the late Edgar Bergen:






and a rather mysterious figure known only as "Hal."













When asked for comment, Hal stated that "I'm sorry, George, I can't let you do that." He added that "I know you and Karl were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen." Finally, Hal asked "just what do you think you're doing, George," and he concluded by saying "this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

I Don't Think So!!!!

I received a wonderful solicitation from the former "newspaper of record" (I think they changed the legend on the masthead to "All the news that Judy makes up, we print!") to get a free trial to "Times Select" and then PAY to hear the wit and wisdom of the newspaper that gave us Whitewater and a whole lot of war support. Where do I sign up?

Now I like reading Paul Krugman, Bob Herbert and yes, on occasion, even Maureen Dowd (if you want to pay to read Tom Friedman or David Brooks, I can't help you). Why ANYONE now would want to jump into New York Times payola with their recent performance is beyond me, though. All we have to do is look at Executive Editor Bill Keller (who got the job after the Jayson Blair fiasco, another feather in, or goose dropping on, the Times' cap), who said that in the late summer of 2003 he took Judy off of Iraq matters but "she kept kind of drifting on her own back into the national security realm."

Nice editorial control there, Bill. Drifting? Reporters shouldn't be drifting, should they, Bill? And even if they are drifting down the lazy river, in this case the Euphrates, where does it say you have to print anything they drifted into?

Thanks, but no thanks, former gray lady, I'll keep my $50. I think we all know what kind of lady you have become.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Another picture puzzle!










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IS LESS THAN

'Rule of Law'? That's So '90s

washingtonpost.com

'Rule of Law'? That's So '90s

By E. J. Dionne Jr.

We are on the verge of an extraordinary moment in American politics. The people running our government are about to face their day -- or days -- in court.

Those who thought investigations were a wonderful thing when Bill Clinton was president are suddenly facing prosecutors, and they don't like it. It seems like a hundred years ago when Clinton's defenders were accusing his opponents of using special prosecutors, lawsuits, criminal charges and, ultimately, impeachment to overturn the will of the voters.

Clinton's conservative enemies would have none of this. No, they said over and over, the Clinton mess was not about sex but about "perjury and the obstruction of justice" and "the rule of law."

The old conservative talking points are now inoperative.

It's especially amusing to see former House majority leader Tom DeLay complain about the politicization of justice. The man who spoke of the Clinton impeachment as "a debate about relativism versus absolute truth" now insists that the Democratic prosecutor in Texas who indicted him on charges of violating campaign finance law is engaged in a partisan war. That's precisely what Clinton's defenders accused DeLay of championing in the impeachment battle seven years ago.

DeLay's supporters say charges that he transferred corporate money illegally to local Texas campaigns should be discounted because "everybody does it" when it comes to playing fast and loose with political cash. That's another defense the champions of impeachment derided in the Clinton imbroglio.

The most explosive legal case -- if special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald brings charges, and lawyers I've spoken with will be surprised if he doesn't -- involves Vice President Cheney's chief of staff, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, and President Bush's top political adviser, Karl Rove. A lot of evidence has emerged that they leaked information about Valerie Plame, a CIA employee married to Joseph Wilson, a former ambassador who had the nerve to question aspects of the administration's case for waging war on Saddam Hussein. Even if these administration heavies are not charged with improperly unmasking Plame, they could be in legal jeopardy if they are found to have made false statements to investigators about their role in the Plame affair.

This case goes to the heart of how Republicans recaptured power after the Clinton presidency and how they have held on to it since. The strategy involved attacking their adversaries without pity. In the Clinton years, the attacks married a legal strategy to a political strategy.

Since Bush took office, many of those who raised their voices in opposition to the president or his policies have found themselves under assault, although the president himself has maintained a careful distance from the bloodletting.

In Wilson's case, the administration suggested that his hiring by the CIA to investigate claims that Hussein was trying to acquire nuclear material was an act of nepotism, courtesy of his wife. But administration figures wanted to wipe their fingerprints off any smoking gun that would link them to the anti-Wilson campaign. Judith Miller, a New York Times reporter who went to jail to protect Libby until she got what she took to be a release from a confidentiality agreement, offered a revealing fact in an account of her saga in Sunday's Times.

Before he trashed Wilson to Miller in a July 8, 2003, meeting, Libby asked that his comments not be attributed to a "senior administration official," the standard anonymous reference to, well, senior administration officials. Instead, he wanted his statements attributed to a "former Hill staffer," a reference to Libby's earlier work in Congress. Why would Libby want his comments ascribed to such a vague source? Miller says she told the special prosecutor that she "assumed Mr. Libby did not want the White House to be seen as attacking Mr. Wilson."

These cases portray an administration and a movement that can dish it out, but want to evade responsibility for doing so and can't take it when they are subjected to the same rule book that inconvenienced an earlier president. An editorial in the latest issue of the conservative Weekly Standard is a sign of arguments to come. The editorial complains about the various accusations being leveled against DeLay, Libby, Rove and Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, and it says that "a comprehensive strategy of criminalization had been implemented to inflict defeat on conservatives who seek to govern as conservatives."

I have great respect for my friends at the Weekly Standard, so I think they'll understand my surprise and wonder over this new conservative concern for the criminalization of politics. A process that was about "the rule of law" when Democrats were in power is suddenly an outrage now that it's Republicans who are being held accountable.

Monday, October 17, 2005

I read blogs, but didn't click ads...

Look what happened to me!


Please click some ads and avoid this horrible fate!

The New Camp David

Based on recent conduct, it appears the president has been visiting this park between Chicago and Milwaukee:




Miller High Life

The good political bloggers have thoroughly dissected the bizarre letter that "Scooter" Libby sent to Judy "the Shill" Miller in the slammer. If you missed it, Scootie, who we know spent his formative years being stuffed into lockers, penned this gem:

"You went into jail in the summer. It is fall now. You will have stories to cover--Iraqi elections and suicide bombers, biological threats and the Iranian nuclear program. Out West, where you vacation, the aspens will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them. Come back to work---and life. Until then, you will remain in my thoughts and prayers."

I can see how the connected roots bit is a veiled threat, if I go down, I'm taking you down too, but I have just two things to add:

1. This is MAJOR LEAGUE creepy and

2. I've seen better writing on those "I Heart You" valentines the 2nd-graders give out!

This constitution sponsored by Diebold

From juancole.com:

Peace in Iraq Still Elusive after Constitutional Referendum

"Al-Hayat reports that 643,000 votes were cast in Ninevah Province (capital: Mosul). At the time it filed, 419,000 had been preliminarily counted, and the vote was running 75 percent in favor. Ninevah Province was the most likely place that Sunni Arabs opposing the constitution might be able to get a 2/3s "no" vote. Several of my knowledgeable readers are convinced that the Ninevah voting results as reported so far look like fraud. One suspected that the Iraqi government so feared a defeat there that they over-did the ballot stuffing and ended up with an implausible result. One of my Iraqi-American correspondents compared the turnout statistics from Ninevah and Diyala provinces last Jan. 30 to those coming out now, and found the current numbers completely unbelievable. He pointed out that the Iraqi Islamic Party had not garnered many votes in Ninevah last January, and its support of the constitution could not hope to explain the hundreds of thousands of "yes" votes the constitution appeared to receive on Saturday."

Well, I think we know how to explain it, don't we?



















And it will keep happening until:

Today's Picture Puzzles

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Sunday, October 16, 2005

Taking it to the grave

An obituary from the Tribune:

Theodore Roosevelt Heller

Theodore Roosevelt Heller, 88, loving father of Charles (Joann) Heller; dear brother of the late Sonya (the late Jack) Steinberg. Ted was discharged from the U.S. Army during WWII due to service related injuries, and then forced his way back into the Illinois National Guard insisting no one tells him when to serve his country. Graveside services Tuesday 11 a.m. at Waldheim Jewish Cemetery (Ziditshover section), 1700 S. Harlem Ave., Chicago. In lieu of flowers, please send acerbic letters to Republicans.

Look Familiar?

Chimpy last week:
















Chimpy at the debate:
















Chimpy at the "ranch"














Dr. Frankenstein: You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.

Chimpy: What hump?