TARMAC TALES OF HORROR: President Visits Red States Held Hostage By Governor Freaks

FIRST, deplaning in Arizona, President Obama tried to sidestep the WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST, finger-waggin' LIAR Jan Brewer: "Me President, you Jan. Step aside, madam." Tomorrow, Mr. Obama returns to Wisconsin to visit a union Master Lock factory, where Limited Edition Union-Buster locks are being crafted to jail Governor Scott Walker and his scandal-ridden administration.