Tuesday, August 09, 2011
FIFTY-NINE PERCENT OF AMERICANS DISAPPROVE OF SATAN!
SUBMITTED FOR YOUR PERUSAL: A NEW CNN POLL FINDS THAT 59 PERCENT OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DISAPPROVE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. THIS IS THE WORST THAT EITHER PARTY HAS EVER POLLED AT SINCE CNN BEGAN TAKING THIS POLL. THESE CITIZENS ALSO EXPRESSED STRONG DISAPPROVAL OF SATAN. (I made that part up, but it stands to reason, NO?) The Democratic Party has held steady with a 47-47 percent approval-disapproval split. (had they shown just a smidgeon of backbone their numbers certainly would crack a 50-plus majority.)
Posted by Carlos at Tuesday, August 09, 2011