Friday, July 13, 2007

It's a plot! Fire up the nukes!

Brown people are trying to kill us!!1`!!:
A flood of calls overwhelmed the city on Thursday as news of a salmonella outbreak at the Taste of Chicago continued to spread...

The number of possible cases widened on Thursday to 126 people who reported becoming ill after eating at the Pars Cove Persian Cuisine booth at the festival.
OMG Persian means Iranian! The turrists have followed us over here! This must be Chertoff's gut feeling!

Punch in the launch codes, Chimpy! Git-r-done!

1 comment:

drmagoo said...

Totally. Biological weapons are WMD's, so we should retaliate likewise!