Rumors.....

We hear that Fibby McLiar, the president's spokesfraud, may be stepping down. Scott McClellan. pictured below, is expected to return to the private sector.

Hmmm. let's see--what could Fibby do out in the real world?

Carnival barker?

Used Car Salesman?


Respected GOP businessman with close ties to the president?

Or maybe a job that salutes all the time he raised his voice to speak the truth and to say loudly and forcefully what was honest and decent: