Saturday, April 08, 2006

Department of Homeland Security



Telephone Directory



For gross incompetence and dereliction of duty:




Press "1"





If your unemployed college roommate needs a high level job:






Press "2"





If you are a hot 14-year old turned on by 55-year old bureaucrats





Press "3" over and over and over and over....






The Department of Homeland Security--Keeping You Safe!

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