Thursday, December 22, 2011

Viciously Attacked By FOX and Sister Sarah, BO, White House Pooch, Fires Back

As seasonably predictable as accusing the Obamas of waging a “war on Christmas,” this holiday season FOX “News” and its top bitch, Sarah Palin, set upon adorable First Pooch Bo like a pack of ravenous vampires. Mama Grizzly attacked lovable BO (official photo below), featured in this year’s White House Christmas card peacefully snoozing by the White House fireplace, characterizing the card as "odd":
"It's odd," she said, wondering why the president's Christmas card highlights his dog instead of traditions like 'family, faith and freedom.'"

Palin said a majority of Americans prefer "American foundational values illustrated and displayed on Christmas cards and on a Christmas tree." With regard to the card, she added, "It's just a different way of thinking coming out of the White House."
White House First Pooch, BO: Official Portrait, left, and featured on this year's White House Christmas card.
 Hmm … Like this 1981 Ronald Reagan White House Christmas card? In the Reagans’ printed card greeting is written, “With Special holiday wishes. The President and Mrs. Reagan.” OH MY. Were you ever aware of this ATROCIOUS assault on "American foundational values illustrated and displayed on Christmas cards," FOX and Sarah? NO … really?!

BO would not take this lying down. Through his press office, the White House First Pooch sent this pair of musical messages to House Republicans, courtesy of John Lennon:

Meanwhile, after shopping with BO for his presents and treats, President Obama sharpened his reply to these outrageous attacks by seeking inspiration from one of his predecessors: “The Republicans have not been content on attacks on me and on my wife. They now include my little dog, BO. Well, of course, I don’t resent attacks, and my family don’t resent attacks, but BO does resent attacks. As soon as he learned that the Republican fiction writers, in Congress and out, had concocted a story that I’d left him behind, his Portuguese soul was furious. He has not been the same dog since.”

To My Family, Friends and ALL, especially my extended family readers of this little blog that could, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad, Feliz Natal, and a Prosperous New Year. Peace, Everybody.

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