Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Politico With The Midas Touch, Ed Rollins, Quits; Bachmann Campaign Takes Off

Citing "exhaustion" and mission accomplished, Michele Bachmann campaign manager Ed Rollins quit after sufficiently tanking the Bachmann campaign with his sterling advice. "It's a Perry-Romney race," he explained to a starstruck Idiot Punditocracy, that still considers Rollins a ginormous political genius. Said Perry-Romney: "The check's in the mail."

Question: What's one way to tell a media journalist from the Idiot Punditocracy?

Answer: Real journalists read, like, books other than pulp fiction, erotic romance novels, and tweets, on a regular basis. Rachel explains:

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