Wednesday, April 20, 2011

“President” Trump Picks His Cabinet

After outlining his nuanced foreign policy to a shocked-to-silence Candy Crowley: “In the 'old days' when we invaded a country, it was ours.”

Donald Trump set about selecting his A-Team. General David Petraeus was unavailable, so the Donald picked an early ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ supporter for War Chief, er … “my Defense guy”—

Trump's lawsuit against NBC for breach of contract continues: “What, they don’t think I can talk and chew gum at the same time? What conflict of interest? I’m doing this for the little people; Gary really needs the paycheck.” Trump lays the charm on Candy Crowley: “I have a REALLY REALLY LONG Tie, Candy ... Is that your real name?”... and is endorsed by future Secretary of Defense Gary Busey, who thinks requiring motorcyclists to wear helmets is “government tyranny;” that is, he thought so, if only he could remember?

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