|GOP Arches Moons Employees/Customers, Farts Republicans|
See, these heart disease and diabetes peddlers are upset at First Lady Michelle Obama for insisting that the fast food industry include more healthy options in its menus. It seems the fat, grease, and processed meat emporiums of America are inconvenienced by her concern over the epidemic of obesity and diabetes in our nation.
In his obligatory but clueless apology the franchise owner said he did not intend to “offend” anyone. The franchisee and corporate just don't get it: It isn't about hurting an employee's feelings. It's about violating a fundamental principle of our democracy: The freedom to vote without any form of coercion.
Dan Tokaji, associate director of Ohio State University Law School's election law project, said Siegfried's communication appears to violate a state law that bans companies from distributing handbills that threaten workplace repercussions if particular candidates aren't elected.Vote for HEART DISEASE, DIABETES, CANCER, POLLUTION, and GLOBAL WARMING: Vote Republican.