Friday, June 08, 2007

"Non-Alcoholic" Beer

So the official White House line is that the beverage of choice was "non-alcoholic" beer.

Yeah, right.

First of all, find an N/A with the legs or "lace," the foam pattern left in the glass, like that. Secondly, he chugs that stuff. try that with an N/A. The stuff is gawdawful, it has the bouquet of old dishcloths boiled in sweat.

And the clincher, of course, is that it is not "non-alcoholic." It is LOW alcohol, but alcohol nonetheless. The only people who should drink non-alcoholic beer are non-alcoholics.

3 comments:

Oberon said...

......der chimpenfuehrer.....oh that's funny.

drmagoo said...

Hail, oberon, and welcome.

I'm Not Ned said...

Yeah, and "stomach flu" is the new slang for "fell off the wagon and got puking drunk".

Sad when an alcoholic has lost so many brain cells they can't remember how to pour a beer.