Saturday, March 24, 2007

From the White House

The White House
Washington, D.C.
Executive Order


The White House does not intend to comply with any subpoenas from Congress directed at senior executive officials in connection with the U.S. Attorney dismissals.

However, the individuals named will be made available for interviews from Congress if:

1) No White House official will be sworn or take any oath;
2) No transcript of any kind will be taken or provided
3) All Congressional questioners must be naked
4) All interviews will take place in inner tubes in a "lazy river" water park ride.

1 comment:

I'm Not Ned said...

Hehehe, no need for the lazy river water torture, Kyle Sampson has agreed to testify under oath! He ran the meetings where they discussed the firing. The meetings and firings A Gonzo doesn't know anything about, except the documents show he was there. :^)

When the public heard "no oath, no transcript" they heard "We plan to lie like rugs."