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Department of Defense

OPERATION ANNOUNCEMENT

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The Pentagon is pleased to announce the code names for our upcoming invasion of Iran. The campaign will be conducted in two phases, beginning with targeted air strikes known as

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Operation

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Completely

Rejecting

American

Principles

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and a follow-up phase of ground troop occupation known as

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Operation

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Further

Unnecessary

Criminal

Killing.

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Thank You