Of course, we are still conspiring with the left-wing media, the Trilateral Commission and international Jewry to subvert and destroy Christmas. But I must advise that we have Santa Claus in custody:
and will turn him over to Dick Cheney unless our demands are met.
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Whew. So we've managed to eliminate everyone who's even remotely Christian from the liberal ranks. That's a relief. I was afraid that there might be some people who supported helping the poor and healing the sick - you know, like that crazy guy Jesus - still around. This is a relief.
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