Saturday, January 09, 2010


Organizers of the FIRST EVER Tea Party Convention (to be held in Opryland) are taking NO CHANCES. In a preemptive strike to discourage dangerous liberal attack dogs, the timorous Teabaggers posted the following WARNING under the banner, “LIBERAL TROLL ALERT!”:
Please be advised that over the coming weeks, as the National Tea Party Convention draws near, we will in all likelihood be invaded by liberal trolls looking to disrupt the site.

Rachel Maddow joined this morning and we banned her 7 minutes after she joined. I have little doubt she will mention this on her show.

Note to Prospective Liberal Trolls: TPN does not tolerate liberal trolls. If your sole purpose is to join this site in order 
to disrupt the flow of constructive dialogue against liberalism, 
you will find your time here very short.

You can and will be banned
 for being a liberal.

If you wish to debate the virtues of
 liberalism (as though [harrumph] there were such a thing), there are many
 other sites on the web who will tolerate you. TPN is not one of
 those sites.

Tea Party Nation reserves the right to ban anyone for any reason we feel necessary to ensure the well being of the site and
 our members.

When they show up -- ignore them, report them and we will ban them.

Thank you all for your patriotism and support!

Tea Party Nation
Ah, this takes me back to the days when me and my buddy ReaganIsSatan joined a Republican discussion group to shake up their echo chamber. Just the two of us against minions and minions . . . we felt it was an unfair fight. First time I was “banned” for being a liberal; but it was fun!

MSNBC’s swashbuckling wingnut SLAYER, Rachel Maddow, fired back that the Teabaggers made it up “as a publicity stunt.” And she added: “Of course, this idea of me trying to join their listserv is completely made up, but still -- I'm flattered the Tea Party folks think I'm well known enough to help their cause. I wish them all best luck with their conference.”

Meanwhile Rachel’s partner in crime, Kent Jones, could be seen lip-synching the updated lyrics to an old Liberal Standard by John Lennon:

Instant Rachel

Instant Rachel’s gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head,
You better get yourself together,
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead,
What in the world you thinking of,
Laughing in the face of love,
What on earth you tryin' to do,
It's up to you, yeah you.

Instant Rachel’s gonna get you,
Gonna look you right in the face,
Better get yourself together darlin',
Join the human race,
How in the world you gonna see,
“Rachel be Laughin' at fools like me!”
Who on earth d'you think you are,
A super CZAR,
Well, right you are.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Well we all shine on,
Ev'ryone come on.

Instant Rachel’s gonna get you,
Gonna knock you off your feet,
Better recognize your brothers and sistahs,
Ev'ryone you meet,
Why in the world are we here,
Surely not to live in pain and fear,
Why on earth are you there,
When you ain’t nowhere,
Come to Sarah, PAY your share!

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Yeah we all shine on,
Come on and on and on on on,
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah-.

1 comment:

JimboW8 said...

TeaBaggers: We don't want to be pigeonholed as Republicans, we just don't allow liberals!