Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Jesus and Mary in an Orange

Stories like this inevitably make me think of Sarah Palin, the dumbest vice-presidential candidate in American history, whose monumental ignorance of basic fifth-grade level history, geography, and the simplest concepts she brushed off as “God’s plan” . . . sort of like finding a religious apparition in snack food.

Welcome to Sarah Palin’s America. “I wouldn’t know,” shrugged the dishonorable John McCain. At least an orange is healthier than a potato chip, and there are no plans so far to sell the resin-preserved edible “religious” artifact on eBay.

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