Friday, February 13, 2009

From the desk of the President

The White House

To: The House Republican Caucus
CC:The Senate Republican Congress

I have been greatly disappointed in the reaction of your members to the financial crisis and our attempts to initiate economic recovery. My administration and I have reached across the aisle and have repeatedly been rejected and stonewalled.

ACCORDINGLY, I, Barack H. Obama, President of the United States, do hereby declare that the official position of the White House and this administration with regard to the Republican members of Congress is

Fuck you and the horses you rode in on.


Done this 13th day of February 2009, Washington D.C.

1 comment:

jimbow8 said...

Amen! If the Repubs don't have any good ideas (and they don't*) then fuck 'em!

*We all know that they have only ONE idea: tax cuts.

Economy is good - we need tax cuts. Economy is bad - we need tax cuts. There's a huge surplus (under Clinton) - we need tax cuts to return that money to the people. There's a huge deficit - we need tax cuts to increase revenue.

And through all this, they don't see any contradiction.

This is all too true:
[T]he Republican party stands for two things:

1. Tax cuts are the cure for everything, including the common cold.
2. Fuck you.