Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Drew Peterson is ENGAGED

So, another one of our state's embarrassments, wife-killing cop Drew Peterson, is engaged. ENGAGED. Some 23-year old girl actually agreed to marry a man who in all likelihood killed his last two wives.

But I have an idea...

Let's be proactive.

Let's plan ahead and get the happy couple those "traditional" anniversary presents.

Year 1 is paper:

Year 2 is cotton:

For #3, we have leather:

Anniversary #4 is flowers


Finally, for the 5th anniversary, we give the gift of wood.

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