The junior senator from New York, pandering on Iraq, stated that
We have given them the gift of freedom, the greatest gift you can give someone. Now it is really up to them to determine whether they will take that gift.Hmmm, occupation is freedom, war is a gift, I don't understand...oh wait! I remember :
There was a book lying near Alice on the table...she turned over the leaves, to find some part that she could read, for it's all in some language I don't know,' she said to herself...She puzzled over this for some time, but at last a bright thought struck her. `Why, it's a Looking-glass book, of course! And if I hold it up to a glass, the words will all go the right way again."
Now where is that mirror?