Thursday, February 22, 2007

I'm here all week, tip your bartender and drive home safely!

From standup comic Condoleezza Rice: "The coalition remains intact."

What? What "coalition?" Albania? Estonia? My grandfather's birthplace, Denmark, which has announced it's leaving (cutting off the supply of beer and porn.)

Can these people PLEASE go on MapQuest and find directions to reality?


I'm not Ned said...

Obviously she's refering to the Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld coalition.

Oh wait, that fell apart.

The Bush-McCain coalition?... no...
The... no...

Perhaps the coalition of countries who look to the US and shake their heads wondering what went wrong?

Bradley Bury said...

MapQuest wouldn't help this lot. Since their directions are wrong about a third of the time, they'd undoubtedly wind up with that third, following the directions until they either drove into Lake Erie or a brick wall.