Friday, August 18, 2006

Bimodal Expectations for November

The upcoming elections, and the possible results, have been getting a lot of play recently online. Various pundits and tinfoil-hatted experts have been pontificating and spewing wisdom.

I've decided that we're going to get one of two possible outcomes:

1) The Republican and neocon cabal will be destroyed in a flood of holy fire, with ballots from coast to coast demonstrating the nation's utter sickness of corruption, death, greed, hatred, racism, theft, and the desecration of our most sacred national beliefs. The Democrats will take back the House and the Senate, with room to spare, in a wave which would make the 1994 GOP takeover look like nothing.

2) The GOP and Diebold will lie, cheat, steal, use dirty tactics, disenfranchise voters, use hatred and ignorance to divide the electorate like never before, make up fake victories in their war against humanity...and only manage to lose a few seats in Congress.

Barring the most corrupt, conspiracy-laden beliefs, is it possible that anything else happens?

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