Fox News announced that they are seeking a replacement for "liberal" host Alan Colmes. Apparently, Fox is seeking a host that will speak more often, participate more and challenge conservative Sean Hannity more often than does the timid Colmes. The finalists for the position include:
Deceased mime Marcel Marceau
Silent comic Teller
Semaphore flagmen
and random human infants
We have been advised that both Silent Bob and "Silent Cal" Coolidge have withdrawn from consideration.
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