The Hippy is The Thinker's award for Best Performance by a Hypocrite. Now of course, President Chimpy has long since clinched the Lifetime Achievement Award Hippy, as he celebrates his "culture of life" while giggling through executions and a needless war. However, we are in search of new and qualified candidates. Please suggest worthy nominees!
This week:
CIA Chief Porter Goss
Oh, we know where Osama is, but we can't get him because we respect national sovereignty. "I just flew in from Iraq and boy are my arms tired! Good night, drive safely, tip your servers, I'll be here at the Comedy Shack all week!"
We respect sovereign nations? Of course we do, except for those that we invade, imprison their leader and establish a military occupation!
Jerry Springer
I actually like Jerry's radio show, but he had a whopper this week. While giving Karl Rove a much-deserved verbal beatdown, he said that he didn't like attacking or hurting people. Jerry...Jerry...Jerry...
Hello, McFly??!!!! Your career over the last generation was nothing but inciting red state-based genetic experiments gone horribly awry into a chair-throwing rage, and you don't like hurting people? Then why have you for years confronted these poor freaks with the fact that their wives are engaged in repeated romantic dalliances with various other species?????????????
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