Don't miss the Love Boat Reunion Cruise,
"Rats Off a Sinking Ship!"
Our guest stars:
Harriet Miers
After being dumped from Supreme Court consideration, Harriet flees to the Love Boat to get away. Don't miss her touching scene where she gushes over Captain Stubing, "you're the best captain ever!" Harriet, is of course still a virgin, as she is unmarried in the abstinence administration. Watch her fall under the spell of the tropical moon, though, and toss her inhibitions away as she engages in a night of toe-curling, sweaty passion in a Lido Deck lifeboat with U.N. ambassador John Bolton (played by Wilford Brimley.)
Our next guest star is disgraced former FEMA head Michael Brown.
Lulled to sleep by the ocean breezes and a bottle of Captain Morgan, Brownie dreams that he is the safety director on the Titanic.
A gin-soaked Captain Bush tells him he is doing a heck of a job just before the ship slips beneath the surface. Mike wakes and realizes it is all a dream, and happily rushes off on his shore excursion to the Mayan temples, where he is killed and eaten by crocodiles.
Our final guest star is Vice President Dick Cheney.
Look! The boat makes a stop at an unexpected port of call, Fantasy Island! Only it is MY Fantasy Island!
Here on Fantasy Island, Dick is stripped, made to eat rotten military meals from Halliburton, assaulted with broom handles by angry Wal-Mart employees, and then he is
and
Now THAT is a fantasy!!!!!!!!!!!
of you have sat, and perhaps thought, with us!
1 comment:
When you wish about a staaaarrrr!!
:->
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