Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Technicalities

The Dallas Morning News

Suspect Arrested in Brutal Murders

(Local Fake Wire Services) Dallas police reported this morning that they had arrested a suspect sought in a series of local murders. When asked for comment, U.S. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson said “I certainly hope that if there is going to be an indictment that says something happened, that it is an indictment on a crime and not some bludgeoning and dismemberment technicality.”

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