Well, I saw it in the want ads....

Look, we all know Blinky the Chimp is completely overmatched for the job he has now. While through hard work and clean living, I'm sure he has put a little away for a rainy day, but if he does the world a favor and steps down, he is going to need a job. I did some hunting in the local paper for some jobs he could handle. What do you think?

LABORER/CLEAN-UP: Local remodeling company looking for reliable laborer. Must have own transportation and good communication skills.

Oops, not that one. Reliable? Hardly. Good communication skills? Um, no.

LABORERS: Experienced Must have drivers license.

Scratch that one too, driving isn't his strong suit.

General Labor Conssession / Attendant Mature responsible person to work occasional weekdays & weekends.

Sorry, he isn't responsible for anything!


CHILD CARE ATTENDANT Do you enjoy working w/ children
Well....







No, I don't think so.

Wait, I've got it!

GENERAL LANDSCAPING. Knowledge of English not required.



















BINGO!!!