Friday, September 23, 2005
Look Out Tomorrow!!
Tomorrow Darth Cheney goes under the knife to repair an aneurysm in his knee, and during that time in his anesthesia slumber, he cedes power to Little Bootsy McCokespoon. We can only hope that aides have the latest versions of Dungeon Siege to keep the Kid occupied those few hours. Laura may not be able to keep Georgie from scarfing down a few Coors while "monitoring Rita" while in Colorado, but the chance to role play a couple archers, knights, magicians against evil sorcerers may keep him from using "the codes" on Trinidad.
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Does he have the "football" with him?
$50 says he gets fucked up and nukes Syria for gits and shiggles.
New urban legend going around is that Darth Cheney has ordered a plethora of animal shaped pretzels. This is Plan B in case the computer games fail to entertain Bwana Bush while on his Snack Food Safari. Not that Cheney gives a flying fuck for Syria, but if somebody's gonna send em back to the Mesozoic Era, it's gonna be him.
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