The Thinker--or Just Sitting Around?: A great opener for the Cubs, except for

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

this idiot being there.

He apparently has invented a new pitch--the smirkball.

drmagoo said...: I read that Todd Walker was "A big G.W. fan." I have decided that Jerry Hairston should have the 2nd base job.; Tuesday, April 04, 2006 8:12:00 AM
Peter said...: "The president briefly discussed his faith with left fielder Matt Murton, who is a born-again Christian. Murton said the meeting compared favorably to a clubhouse visit from Vince Vaughn, one of his favorite movie stars. `It was the coolest thing ever,' Murton said."

[sound of humble correspondent dry-heaving]; Tuesday, April 04, 2006 9:20:00 AM
drmagoo said...: Apparently the young red-head isn't the brightest bulb on the porch.

On the other hand, Sir Chimpalot is roughly equivalent to a B-list comedic actor. Hell of a status level for the leader of the free world.; Tuesday, April 04, 2006 10:19:00 AM
Anonymous said...: Quite coincidentally the Treasure State spelling bee champ took the lead by correctly spelling "mumpsimus".

Plate? Shrimp?... Plate of shrimp?...; Tuesday, April 04, 2006 12:14:00 PM