Telephone Directory
For gross incompetence and dereliction of duty:
Press "1"
If your unemployed college roommate needs a high level job:
Press "2"
If you are a hot 14-year old turned on by 55-year old bureaucrats
Press "3" over and over and over and over....
The Department of Homeland Security--Keeping You Safe!
of you have sat, and perhaps thought, with us!
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