Wednesday, January 25, 2006

The State of the Union Drinking Game--A Work in Progress

I need your help. I'm thinking the State of the Union Address provides one of the all-time great drinking game opportunities:




Just think, for every "freedom," "progress," "war," "the Iraqi people," "democracy," etc. etc., plus bonus points per lie, half-truth and obfuscation. I need suggestions as to the rules. The competing concerns are that you wouldn't want to pass out too soon, but no decent person could watch this sober.

3 comments:

schmidlap said...

Social (everyone drinks) when he points out someone from Iraq or Afghanistan in the audience, who, even though we killed 20 members of his/her family, still supports the war.

Rousing Rabble said...

On mention of the words 9/11 or September 11th -- Everyone drops his/her pants and moons the screen

drmagoo said...

Every time he smirks at the camera, snort a line of coke, since he wants to but can't while on TV.