Osama Tape Wrongly Translated
Latest Tape Actually Bin Laden's Newest Album
(Local Fake Wires) An audio tape attributed to wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden apparently was incorrectly translated by the CIA. As originally transcribed, the tape was said to contain threats of future terror attacks and an offer of a truce in exchange for an American withdrawal from Iraq and Afghanistan.
A closer examination reveals, however, that the tape actually contains previously unreleased recordings by Bin Laden of American standards, such as "Jihad to be You," "Fly Me to the Moon, but Watch Out for Those Shoulder-Mounted Rockets," "Witchcraft, but What Would You Expect From the Great Satan," and "I Get No Kick from Champagne Because Allah Forbids Alcohol."
When asked for comment, a source familiar with the recording said, "Hell, if Rod Stewart can do it, why not Osama?"
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