Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Your orders

We have previously given the marching orders to Dr. Magoo: Every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

Of course, we are still conspiring with the left-wing media, the Trilateral Commission and international Jewry to subvert and destroy Christmas. But I must advise that we have Santa Claus in custody:


and will turn him over to Dick Cheney unless our demands are met.

1 comment:

drmagoo said...

Whew. So we've managed to eliminate everyone who's even remotely Christian from the liberal ranks. That's a relief. I was afraid that there might be some people who supported helping the poor and healing the sick - you know, like that crazy guy Jesus - still around. This is a relief.