Sunday, December 04, 2005

Whack a mole, redux

"'He was al-Qaida's No. 5 and this is what we know.''

But wait, I thought he was Number 3???









We have killed the Number 3..no wait, we have killed the Number 5...

Oh, I see....Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons....amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.



3 comments:

ZinfandelFan said...

I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition...

drmagoo said...

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

drmagoo said...

Here's another question - what sort of organization has an org chart like Al Qaeda - linear, with rankings like 1, 2, 3, 4, etc.? At some point, aren't there branches or something? Does Osama tell some guy who tells another guy and then he tells another guy on down the line to the suicide bomber? Or are they so advanced that they've actually ranked each and every member? Ah, Achmed, you are ranked #12931, and I am #9811, so I get to tell you what to do...