Paulie MUNSTER Demands To Be "Unleashed" ...

WAS GRANTED HIS WISH AFTER HE BIT SENIOR ADVISOR ERIC FEHRNSTROM (OF ETCH-A-SKETCH FAME), who then flew into a rage and flung the Romney HQ soda vendor across the lunch room with apparent supernatural strength. Said one campaign insider, "It's hard to keep him on a LEASH with all the red meat we're tossing to the crowds." OOH, we're SO SKEERT of lettin' Ryan be Ryan, with all those lead balloons they're hiding from us ...