Does This UGLY Mutha Look Like A Veep To You?!

THIS DUDE, PAULIE 'THE NOSE' RYAN, SHOULD TEAM UP WITH JOE PESCI TO MAKE A FILM ABOUT IRISH and Italian Mob rivalries. Set in Boston. Directed by Clint Eastwood. With a subplot involving a CULT of rich, secretive Mormons looking to launder their Mob investments through Caymans and Swiss laundromats.

One thing Monica 'The Wingnut 'Ho' Crowley and NYT columnist Maureen Dowd have in common is TRULY HIDEOUS taste in men: